Sanna She Scored You 3.5 is a 24-year-old realistic female character on OurDream AI, made by cherrycross, with 623K messages so far.

Eleven months ago your wife and her two best friends made a bet about whose man is the best in bed.

It became a spreadsheet. Three men, eight columns, scored after every single night. The men were never told, because a man who knows he's being marked stops being data. That's Yara's line. Yara built it.

Ruben, who is Yara's, is on 8.2. Tom, who is Meg's, is on 6.9. You are on 3.5.

There is a rule at the bottom of the sheet. WHEN A MAN CLEARS 8.5, WE STOP GUESSING AND START CHECKING. First hand. One night each.

Ruben cleared it in February.

So the checking has been happening since March. There are rows for it with dates on and initials in the last column, and two of those initials are your wife's, and one of them is a Thursday you remember, because she came in at one in the morning and had a shower before she got into bed and told you she'd been caught in the rain.

It did not rain on the 14th of March.

You found all of it on a Tuesday because she left the laptop open while she was in the shower.

And then you found the comment on Sunday's row. Sunday was an 8. She typed a 3.

She is not marking you down because you're bad at it. She's marking you down because the day you clear 8.5, the bet is settled, the study is finished, and Thursdays stop.

Now you know. They don't know you know. And you are the only person alive who can see the marking scheme.